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July 23rd, 2005
The Future Dictionary of Great Britain
 by Katie Bartleby

We have borrowed the tardis, travelled to the future, and have brought back a dictionary of British English from late in the 21st century. The British Potato Council will be pleased to know that ‘couch potato’ isn’t in there.

A few excerpts after the jump for your perusal and approval. Feel free to add your own submissions in the comments and we’ll highlight the best.

Aaronovitch
1. n. Legendary figure, probably mythical/god-like, believed to have been worshipped by sections of the First Great Blogger Cult. Fragments of data that remain from the Great Wiping of Hard Drive indicate that he may have been connected with, or worshipped during, the purge of the Guardianistas (see below)

Blair
1. n. Playground insult, used to denote either anyone keen to go along with anyone seen to have power, cf. teacher’s pet
2. n. Liar.
Etymology: derived from an obscure politician from the late 20th/early 21st century

Blunkett
1. v. To have sexual intercourse. e.g. I gave the missus a right good blunketting last night
Etymology: earliest cited use ca. 2010 This ID card system is blunketted.

Capitalism
1. n archaic A now-defunct economic system in which the means of production and distribution are privately or corporately owned and development is proportionate to the accumulation and reinvestment of profits gained in a free market.
2. n. modernAn economic system in which the government blames the poor. Antonym: Socialism

Celebrity
1. n. A person whom it is legal to hunt with dogs.
2. n.One of those responsible for the Great Dumbing Down
3. n. A famous person archaic, rarely used

Centrist
1. n. A person sharing the opinions of the word’s user.Antonym: Fascist

Chav
1. n. One possessed of great style and elegance
2. adj. Upper middle class.

Citizenship
1. n. A formal statement of duties owed to the government

Conscience
1. n. A little voice in your head that tells you someone might be watching. See alsoSurveillance

Duncansmith
1. n. A useless object
Etymology: obscure, forgotten, and unknown

E-
1. n. Popular 20th-century narcotic among geeks, nerds and internetizens. Thought to make time pass with dazzling speed. With long-term use users become anti-social, have trouble articulating words, and lose interest in reality

Educate
1. v. To instruct persons, especially the young, in the preparation of fast food.

Fascist
1 n. A person whose views the speaker disagrees with. Antonym:Centrist

Free
1. adj. Unconstrained, ungoverned
2. adj. Sold for profit, expensive

Freedom
1. n. A wholly owned subsidiary of the MicroSonYamahAOL Corporation.

Free market
1. n. A mythical utopia

Galloway
1. v. To provide one’s own rope for one’s political suicide through the medium of asinine public pronouncements.

Guardianista
1. n. Derogatory term for a person with stereotypical left-wing political opinions
Etymology: Late 20th century: From the defunct British newspaper, the Guardian, closed down (or, rather, was blunketted) during the purges of 2010.

Hain
1. v. To talk to an interviewer as though they’re a congenital idiot while simultaneously believing yourself to be the most suave and sophisticated person in the room.
2. v. To fervently defend an opinion your younger self would have found repellent.

Hewitt
1. v. To speak in a patronising manner, as if repeatedly explaining to a brain-damaged child why he can’t have an ice cream.

Identity
1. n. Any kind of government property.

Intelligence failure
1. n. A malady experienced by journalists and meeja when they ask figures of authority whether an event was caused by a “failure of intelligence”

Johnson
1. v. To act in a bumbling manner to confuse opponents.
2. n. Penis slang, American

Lesbian outreach worker
1. n. Any government project that is not strictly life or death necessary
2. adj. Metonymic symbol of any waste of money in the public sector.

Liberalism
1. n. Now-defunct 19th/20th century Protestant Christian heresy.
2. n. Logic, a.k.a. Reductio Ad Absurdum.

Moonbattery
1.n. Law. The unlawful and unwanted mental attack of one person by another, with the intention of bringing about a harmful or offensive conversion to liberal politics.

Murdochy
1. n. Something which seems to have a sinister deeper purpose that no one can quite work out.
2. v. To act in a doggedly mercantalist manner.
3. adj. Shitty.

Polly
1. n. Political Science. The unit of agitated, hand-wringing column inches required to motivate one MP to vote for one extra unit of State Intervention.
2. adj. Massaging of statistics to make broad, economically illiterate conclusions based on small data samples. e.g. That’s a very polly article

Postal
1. v. To go incredibly slowly.
2. adj. Lost, stolen or damaged.

Prescott
1. v. To announcement, that is, in public, as you will see, a statement will be has been made, that grammar will not, has not,
followed been and short sense, knowing full well, and I repeat, what you mean
2. n. A statement like 1. above

Privacy
1. adj. To describe any anti social behavior
2. n. A small hut used by criminals to keep their stash and make their nefarious plans

Reality
1. n. That which is artificial, deceptive.

Socialism
1. n. archaicA now-defunct economic system in which the means of production and distribution are publicly or state-owned and development is, well, stragnant. Or made up.
2. n. modernAn economic system in which the poor blame the government.

Steyn
1. n. A printing error, common in early 21st century news media, that obliterated all sense and reason within the area it affected, replacing it with random words and threats against large groupings. e.g There’s a great steyn in the Telegraph today

Surveillance
1. adj. openness, transparency

Truth
1.n. A popular murdochy newspaper
2.n. Not correct. See: reality

Weblog
1. n. An online scrapbook where teenagers can post their innermost thoughts.
2. v. To masturbate publicly.

Contributors: Andrew, Blimpish, Jamie K, Jim Bliss, Jim Gleeson, Jarndyce, Justin McKeating, Katie Bartleby, Nick Barlow, Nosemonkey, Phil Edwards, Phil Hunt, Stuart Dickson


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  1. Charlie Whitaker — posted on July 23rd, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    Fast-changing
    1. adj. the existing situation, when used as context for political advocacy: that which requires and justifies change of any kind (but typically retrogressive change). See: modern

    Modern
    1. adj. a cultural condition characterised by absolutist reinforcement of sub-conscious sentiment and prejudice
    2. adj. any desirable state of affairs. See: fast-changing

    Rigorous
    1. adj. weak, floppy. See: robust
    2. adj. arbitrary, unsupported
    The author makes an intellectually rigorous case which deserves the attention of centrists

    Robust
    1. adj. fearful, reactionary
    2. adj. unconsidered: See: rigorous



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  3. Paul Davies — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 12:25 am

    Foreign Policy
    n. arguing with the French



  4. Barry Cotter — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 12:25 am

    Gee, and there I was thinking the point of this group blog was to draw intelligent comment in a polite atmosphere between those on both ends of the political spectrum. I see it’s starting the degeneration into name calling already.



  5. Ken — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 1:13 am

    Did you hear that? Poopy pants! Poopy pants!



  6. Phil Hunt — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 6:15 am

    You tell ‘im, Ken



  7. KathyF — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 9:28 am

    Brilliant: 1. adj. (archaic) intelligent. Last used to describe Sharpener post in mid-2005.
    2. adj. commonly used to indicate general approval. You went in the toilet instead of your pants? Brilliant.

    By the way, you did know “postal” means “apeshit batty” in the US? As in, “He went postal when Ken called him poopy pants.” Derived from the frequency of postal workers committing mass murders at the drop of a hat.



  8. Tim Worstall — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    Britblog Roundup # 23.

    Roll up, roll up! Yes, yes, joy be unconfined, ’tis this week’s installment of the Britblog Roundup. As every week we try to bring you the best of the British and Irish blogs. You can make your nominations to britblog



  9. Katie Bartleby — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 7:14 pm

    Kathy F: Yes, comes from the seminal early nineties epic film “clueless”

    Barry: I’m sorry, I’m not sure I understand what’s bothering you. Lots of sharpener writers from both ends of the spectrum contributed things making fun of their own bayesian priors as well as those of others.

    And please note, the operative word in there is fun it’s supposed to be funny. If we’re not funny, call us unfunny.



  10. Rob Read — posted on July 24th, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    Duncansmith is another name for a Blair-wright. Both manufacture hot air, Blair-wrights are known for the high quality of spin the get into their air. Duncansmiths tend to go for low-audibility hot air.



  11. The LambCutlet Disorganisation » The Future Dictionary of Great Britain — posted on July 25th, 2005 at 12:51 am

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  12. The Current Outlook :: The future dictionary of Britain? :: July :: 2005 — posted on July 25th, 2005 at 8:20 am

    [...] The good people over at The Sharpener have compiled ‘extracts’ from a possible future British dictionary. There are some very funny entries in there, too. Give it a look over.

    [...]



  13. EU Serf — posted on July 25th, 2005 at 11:41 am

    Juncker

    V. To state the exact opposite of the Truth and firmly believe it.

    Lisbon Agenda

    N. A target that cannot be achieved.

    Consultation.

    V. The art of telling the citizens what they should think.
    N. A government sponsored process that tells the citzens what to think.



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  15. Devil's Kitchen — posted on July 25th, 2005 at 7:01 pm

    Hodge
    1) v. to damage, whether by an act of omission or by deliberate intimidation of witnesses, a vulnerable group, and then to be placed in charge of that group.

    2) n. A person as described above.

    3) a. Morally bankrupt.

    Etymology: derived from an obscure politician (Hodge, Margaret) from the late 20th/early 21st century who, whilst a councillor in London spectacularly failed to deal with a paedophile ring abusing children in her council’s care. She was then, in a supremely ironic move, made Minister for Children.



  16. Thinking Aloud: The Pulpmovies Weblog » Where is our language going? — posted on July 25th, 2005 at 9:16 pm

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    Where is our language going?

    From The Future Dictionary of Great Britain: Galloway 1. v. To provide one’s own rope for one’s political suic [...]



  17. Scottish Political Blogs Review — posted on July 27th, 2005 at 10:49 pm

    Scottish Political Blog Roundup # 2

    … The Herman = The Herald + The Scotsman. I just made that up, and I am rather proud of it…



  18. dsquared — posted on July 28th, 2005 at 1:15 pm

    “Hitched by one’s own petard”: To be caught in the act of calling someone a moron, a moral idiot and a fellow traveller of fascism for holding views that you held yourself five minutes ago.



  19. Becker Alice — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 1:15 am

    jungle-music

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  20. Becker Alice — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 1:15 am

    jungle-music

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  21. Ly Yen — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 1:24 am

    rudolph-red-nosed-music-korean-download

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  22. Wicgmann Aeune — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 2:09 am

    grunge-mp3

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  23. Lew Backed — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 2:38 am

    paper-cranes-music

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  24. Anna Lekanden — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 2:40 am

    lyrics-and-music-to-christmas-shoes

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  25. Maianne Van Doorne — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 3:00 am

    sound-of-music-clip

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  26. Caroline Fagerlund — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 3:02 am

    vamp-music

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  27. Rooht Chrest — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 3:22 am

    mp3-convertor

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  28. Awala Marco — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 4:17 am

    top-ranked-music-schools

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  29. Liebig Axel — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 4:31 am

    all-my-life-jojo-k-ci-free-mp3-download

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  30. Raffaela Marafante — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 5:26 am

    mp3-sony-bean

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  31. Herog Rene — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 6:23 am

    wise-crack-music

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  32. Aryan — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 6:40 am

    myspace-music

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  33. Srmm Steven — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 6:57 am

    quick-movement-in-music

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  34. Hasenstab Michael — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 7:35 am

    mobile-music-polyphonic-1-5

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  35. Stefan Swartling — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 7:41 am

    anime-music-video

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  36. Staub Barbara — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 7:46 am

    sheet-music-kanye-west

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  37. Panu Kostilainen — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 7:59 am

    legend-of-zelda-viola-music

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  38. Niclas Borjesson — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 10:00 am

    tag-inc-the-music-people-los-angeles

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  39. Margarete Raob — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 10:03 am

    a-whole-new-world-lyrics-and-music

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  40. Aryan — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 10:52 am

    sexiest-music-videos

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  41. Gabriele Matyka — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 11:49 am

    music-playlista

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  42. Kate Raga — posted on February 4th, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    en-attendant-ses-pas-mp3

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  43. Nix Holger — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 12:43 am

    mars-music

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  44. Boesch Alois — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 1:28 am

    schmitt-music-co

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  45. Oliver Fay — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 2:56 am

    skrewdriver-mp3

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  46. Elin Gustafsson — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 3:02 am

    50-cent-music

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  47. Vergo Otto Winth — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 3:37 am

    mp3-car

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  48. Christel Falk — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 3:40 am

    barbershop-free-sheet-music

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  49. Jean Pual Cochard — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 3:52 am

    music-on-96-1-colorado

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  50. Scot — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 3:54 am

    lean-on-me-music-video

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  51. M. Mathr — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 4:39 am

    you-already-know-50-cent-music-code

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  52. Lew Backed — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 5:01 am

    mtlc-music

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  53. Lew Backed — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 5:03 am

    mtlc-music

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  54. Maianne Van Doorne — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 5:35 am

    speed-over-beethoven-mp3

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  55. Mariche Van Dyk — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 5:53 am

    anime-music-life

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  56. Marko Karkkainen — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 6:28 am

    linkin-park-music-video

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  57. Magnus Persson — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 6:31 am

    keep-ya-head-up-music-video

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  58. Deniz Ozen — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 6:45 am

    advert-music

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  59. Fiali Olancler — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 7:04 am

    warm-up-basketball-music

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  60. Meranea — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 7:47 am

    eddie-meduza-mp3

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  61. Laura Ammara — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 8:13 am

    tweet-mp3

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  62. Christina Brewer — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 8:21 am

    neopets-shop-music

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  63. Zimmermann Josef — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 8:35 am

    me-against-the-music-lyrics

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  64. Chaiestel — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 9:00 am

    surf-music-mp3s

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  65. Gerhart — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 10:36 am

    greek-music-channel

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  66. Sina Bernhard — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 10:37 am

    persian-mp3

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  67. Wittenbecher Silke — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 11:39 am

    punk-rock-101-mp3

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  68. Janna — posted on February 5th, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    russian-music-text

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  69. Schilling Ursel — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 12:27 am

    ashlee-simpson-new-music-video

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  70. Kim Bjornstad — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 12:45 am

    nazareth-mp3

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  71. Bengt Ouov Lindguist — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 1:14 am

    marys-music

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  72. Felix Gillen — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 1:27 am

    own-music-on-myspace

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  73. Doris Scheyhing — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 1:51 am

    twista-mp3

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  74. Ann Linglof — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 1:56 am

    wall-mart-music

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  75. Hary Franeefriton — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 2:08 am

    monica-music-codes

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  76. Balmer Olafsen — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 2:56 am

    mp3-sahaja-music

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  77. Pekka Jauhiainen — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 3:26 am

    protest-music

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  78. Eric Vaw Calsteren — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 4:17 am

    a-major-music-in-florida

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  79. Martaler Swetlana — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 4:34 am

    lip-gloss-and-black-music-video-code

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  80. Deitrich Katarina — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 5:11 am

    just-visiting-film-soundtrack-mp3

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  81. Christe Rusk — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 5:13 am

    sakura-mp3

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  82. Sohams Morgin — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 5:28 am

    music-samples-used

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  83. Skibicken Ramfred — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 5:33 am

    le-click-music-videos

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  84. Becker Urs — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 5:53 am

    e-key-music

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  85. Felix Gillen — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 6:10 am

    academy-of-music-seating-chart

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  86. Joseph — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 6:54 am

    heal-acne-medication

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  87. Adrian Reinhand — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 7:33 am

    arabic-music-videos

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  88. Zora Sen Coutinho — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 7:39 am

    mp3-a-cd

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  89. Benjamin List — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 7:40 am

    sweet-home-alabama-sheet-music

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  90. Johnsan Hakam — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 8:12 am

    yamaha-music-keyboard

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  91. Nadine Dohnert — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 9:00 am

    samurai-champloo-music

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  92. Lew Backed — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 11:24 am

    sports-music

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  93. Niklas Jan Erik — posted on February 6th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    simple-plan-sheet-music

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  94. Benjamin List — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 12:48 am

    wicked-game-mp3

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  95. Kristina Mohr — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 12:59 am

    km-5-music

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  96. Lea Horstemke — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 1:19 am

    ac-dc-mp3

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  97. Magnus Persson — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 1:27 am

    louisville-heavy-metal-local-music-scene

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  98. Meranea — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 1:44 am

    goodbye-my-lover-music-codes

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  99. Breittezde Ranate — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 2:44 am

    music-review

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  100. Pia Bremberg — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 2:48 am

    push-the-button-music-video

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  101. Anni Ca Soderovist — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 3:04 am

    ultra-music-festival

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  102. Brodtrager Karin — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 3:07 am

    victoria-s-secret-fashion-show-2005-music

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  103. Marcus Fredriksson — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 4:45 am

    taking-back-sunday-sheet-music

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  104. Plourde Biquin Helene — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 5:14 am

    mp3-workshop-xp-serialz

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  105. Andrea Ammara — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 5:22 am

    salad-for-your-tuesday-music

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  106. Jezowski Elfried — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 5:38 am

    sometimes-i-rhyme-slow-music-code

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  107. Johnsan Hakam — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 5:52 am

    sheet-music-for-go-light-your-world

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  108. Ulf Forsmark — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 6:14 am

    easy-to-play-guitar-picking-music

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  109. Zaya Mastala — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 6:34 am

    meet-me-in-the-trap-music

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  110. Marion Hafenscher — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 8:24 am

    arab-music

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  111. Paulo Coutinho — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 8:28 am

    treat-acne-skin

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  112. Manpeb Spiess — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 8:34 am

    muzyka-mp3

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  113. Anneliesk Schlechtleiner — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 8:55 am

    baltimore-club-music-ring-tones

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  114. Gerritson Joke — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 10:08 am

    move-mp3

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  115. Anna Maria Forsking — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 11:28 am

    organ-church-music

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  116. Rethidin — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 11:47 am

    mario-brothers-music-accapella

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  117. Eckhart Schmidt — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 11:56 am

    a-music-videos-website

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  118. Thomrle Regire — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    sexiest-country-music-videos

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  119. Doris Scheyhing — posted on February 7th, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    lifeway-music-department

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  120. Penatonlon Leindgvist — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 1:04 am

    kingdom-hearts-music

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  121. Waasenlce — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 1:07 am

    sheryl-crow-music-video-codes

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  122. Kim Nymanson — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 1:08 am

    are-you-ready-for-love-free-mp3

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  123. Werner Tietz — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 2:09 am

    mp3-s-and-static-electricity

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  124. Sandy Gerstienberg — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 2:09 am

    video-game-piano-sheet-music

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  125. Lidya Ozen — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 2:20 am

    red-wing-music

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  126. Georg Stiensmeier — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 3:33 am

    advanced-christmas-piano-sheet-music

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  127. Peter Reuft — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 3:35 am

    mp3-2-minutes-du-peuple

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  128. Markus Carlsson — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 3:50 am

    natasha-bedingfield-music-videos

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  129. Daminic Rotherwohver — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 3:59 am

    middle-eastern-music

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  130. Vesa Murtekangas — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 3:59 am

    background-music-mp3-song-ill-be-missing-you

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  131. Mika Jarvinen — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 5:09 am

    rock-music-myspace-icons

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  132. Liebig Axel — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 5:31 am

    september-11-2001-music

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  133. Jousson Hgkan — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 5:52 am

    why-the-ipod-over-an-mp3

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  134. Ralg — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 8:30 am

    sound-of-music-seattle-wa

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  135. Benjamin Lysgoard — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 8:41 am

    sum-41-mp3

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  136. Rummel — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 10:15 am

    herbal-acne-cream

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  137. Miarisenrin Persson Walli — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 10:28 am

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  138. Ilse Schallert — posted on February 8th, 2006 at 12:43 pm

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  156. Lise Bang Ericsson — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 9:07 am

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  160. Wood Roy Stephen — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 10:29 am

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  161. Wiefried Scheyhing — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 11:03 am

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  162. Dennis Rundberg — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 11:16 am

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  164. Margarete Raob — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 12:16 pm

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  165. Kim Nymanson — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 12:40 pm

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  166. Carloline Eliasson — posted on February 9th, 2006 at 1:03 pm

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  167. Brit Lord — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 1:58 am

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  168. Notte — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 2:28 am

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  169. Zora Sen Coutinho — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 2:35 am

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  171. Michel Chanentra — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 2:54 am

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  174. Wicgmann Horst — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 4:02 am

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  176. Emelie Ohlsson — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 4:57 am

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  177. Wuthrich Nicole — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 5:33 am

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  179. Klaus Hertwig — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 7:37 am

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  184. Christel Falk — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 11:27 am

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  185. Thomas Hakansson — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 11:53 am

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  186. Holzknecht Rudolf — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 12:11 pm

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  191. Jakob Persson — posted on February 10th, 2006 at 1:59 pm

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  192. Kim Nymanson — posted on February 12th, 2006 at 6:23 am

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