An invitation to a party - Compulsory voting as a pseudo-Shakespearean farce.  Or something.

Blair blah Brown blah blah Blueblair bloodymargaretbeckett. Schoolsnhospitals britishnationalists and reshuffles. More of that here later. Meanwhile, over there, the new Prime Minister:

Monkey see, monkey infer - “Monkeys keep turning out to be smarter than people think they are”. And funnier. He he he! Monkeys!